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If there's one thing in the world the food industry is dead set against, it's allowing you to actually maintain some level of control over what you eat. See, they have this whole warehouse full of whatever they bought last week when they were drunk that they need to get rid of -- and they will do so by feeding it all to you. And it doesn't matter how many pesky "lists of ingredients" and consumer protections stand between you and them.
#6. The Secret Ingredient: Wood
You know what's awesome? Newspaper. Or, to be precise, the lack thereof. The Internet and other electric media have all but eaten up classic print media, with the circulations of almost all papers on the wane. Say, do you ever wonder what they do with all that surplus wood pulp?
"But Cracked," you inquire, "what does this have to do with food ingredients?"
For the purposes of this article, you're kind of an idiot.
And we look at you squarely in the eye, then slowly bring our gaze upon the half-eaten bagel in your hand.
Oh, shit ...
The Horror:
What do they do with all the cellulose wood pulp? They hide it behind a bullshit name and make you eat it, that's what.
The best part of waking up, is wood pulp in your face!
And everybody's doing it. Aunt Jemima's pancake syrup? Cellulose. Pillsbury Pastry Puffs? Cellulose. Kraft Bagel-Fuls? Fast-food cheese? Sara Lee's breakfast bowls? Cellulose, cellulose, goddamn cellulose.
Et tu, Hot Pockets?
It turns out that cellulose can provide texture to processed foods, so food companies have taken to happily using it as a replacement for such unnecessary and inconveniently expensive ingredients as flour and oil. As the 30 percent cheaper cellulose is edible and non-poisonous, the FDA has no interest for restricting its use -- or, for that matter, the maximum amount of it that food companies can use in a product. It is pretty much everywhere, and even organic foods are no salvation -- after all, cellulose used to be wood and can therefore be called organic, at least to an extent.
But the worst thing about cellulose is not that it's everywhere. The worst thing is that it is not food at all. Cellulose is, unlike the actual, normal food items you think you're paying for, completely indigestible by human beings, and it has no nutritional value to speak of. If a product contains enough of it, you can literally get more nutrients from licking the sweet, sweet fingerprints off its wrapper.
That loaf and the chopping block have an equal wood content.
#5. Zombie Orange Juice
Quick, name the most healthy drink your nearest store has to offer. You said orange juice, didn't you? It's what everybody makes you drink when you get sick. Hell, that shit must be like medicine or something. And the labels are always about health benefits -- the cartons scream "100 percent natural!", "Not from concentrate!" and "No added sugar!"
"Less than four thumbs per gallon!"
And why not believe them? When it comes to making the stuff, orange juice isn't sausage. You take oranges, you squeeze oranges, you put the result in a carton, with or without pulp. End of story, beginning of deliciousness.
But what if we told you that "freshly squeezed" juice of yours can very well be a year old, and has been subjected to stuff that would make the Re-Animator puke?
Tropicana's bottling room. Not pictured: Anything orange.
The Horror:
Ever wonder why every carton of natural, healthy, 100 percent, not-from-concentrate orange juice manages to taste exactly the same, yet ever so slightly different depending on the brand, despite containing no additives or preservatives whatsoever?
The process indeed starts with the oranges being squeezed, but that's the first and last normal step in the process. The juice is then immediately sealed in giant holding tanks and all the oxygen is removed. That allows the liquid to keep without spoiling for up to a year. That's why they can distribute it year-round, even when oranges aren't in season.
Thanks to science, we can enjoy screwdrivers from Christmas to the 4th of July.
There is just one downside to the process (from the manufacturers' point of view, that is) -- it removes all the taste from the liquid. So, now they're stuck with vats of extremely vintage watery fruit muck that tastes of paper and little else. What's a poor giant beverage company to do? Why, they re-flavor that shit with a carefully constructed mix of chemicals called a flavor pack, which are manufactured by the same fragrance companies that formulate CK One and other perfumes. Then they bottle the orange scented paper water and sell it to you.
And, thanks to a loophole in regulations, they often don't even bother mentioning the flavor pack chemicals in the list of ingredients. Hear that low moan from the kitchen? That's the Minute Maid you bought yesterday. It knows you know.
#4. Ammonia-Infused Hamburger
Any restaurant that serves hamburger goes out of its way to reassure you how pure and natural it is. Restaurant chains like McDonald's ("All our burgers are made from 100 percent beef, supplied by farms accredited by nationally recognized farm assurance schemes") and Taco Bell ("Like all U.S. beef, our 100 percent premium beef is USDA inspected, then passes our 20 quality checkpoints") happily vouch for the authenticity of their animal bits. Their testaments to the healthiness and fullness of their meat read out like they were talking about freaking filet mignon.
Above: Gourmet as balls.
And aside from the rare E.coli outbreak, the meat is clean. It's how they get it clean that's unsettling.
The Horror:
Ammonia. You know, the harsh chemical they use in fertilizers and oven cleaners? It kills E.coli really well. So, they invented a process where they pass the hamburger through a pipe where it is doused in ammonia gas. And you probably never heard about it, other than those times that batches of meat stink of ammonia so bad that the buyer returns it.
If your Big Mac ever tastes like pee, this is why.
The ammonia process is an invention of a single company called Beef Products Inc., which originally developed it as a way to use the absolute cheapest parts of the animal, instead of that silly "prime cuts" stuff the competitors were offering (and the restaurant chains swear we're still getting). Consequently, Beef Products Inc. has pretty much cornered the burger patty market in the U.S. to the point that 70 percent of all burger patties out there are made by them. Thanks, ammonia!
#3. Fake Berries
Imagine a blueberry muffin.
One muffin, you greedy bastards.
Even with your freshly gained knowledge that there may or may not be some cellulose in the cake mix, it's pretty impossible not to start salivating at the thought. This is largely because of the berries themselves. What's better -- they're so very, very healthy that it's almost wrong for them to taste so good.
We could taste delicious if we wanted to. Stupid show-off berries.
Everything is better with blueberries -- that's why they put them in so many foods. Now that we think of it, there sure seems to be a lot of blueberries in a lot of products. You'd think we'd see more blueberry fields around ...
The Horror:
... not that it would do any good, as the number of blueberries you've eaten within the last year that have actually come from such a field is likely pretty close to zero.
We can almost hear the muffins mocking us.
Studies of products that supposedly contain blueberries indicate that many of them didn't originate in nature. All those dangly and chewy and juicy bits of berry are completely artificial, made with different combinations of corn syrup and a little chemist's set worth of food colorings and other chemicals with a whole bunch of numbers and letters in their names.
They do a damn good job of faking it, too -- you need a chemist's set of your own to be able to call bullshit. You can sort of tell them from the ingredient lists, too, if you know what to look for, although the manufacturers tend to camouflage them under bullshit terms like "blueberry flakes" or "blueberry crunchlets."
Nothing says "nature" like petrochemical-derived food coloring.
There are a number of major differences between the real thing and the Abomination Blueberry: The fake blueberries have the advantages of a longer shelf life and, of course, being cheaper to produce. But they have absolutely none of the health benefits and nutrients of the real thing. This, of course, doesn't stop the manufacturers from riding the Blueberry Health Train all the way to the bank, sticking pictures of fresh berries and other bullshit cues all over the product packaging.
Now, here's some good news: The law does require the manufacturers to put the whole artificial thing out there for the customers. The bad news, however, is that they have gotten around this, too. First up, the Kellogg's Mini-Wheats way:
This is somewhat recognizable. They just stick a picture of the berries there, while not actually bothering to conceal the fact that the actual cereal looks like it's made of cardboard and Smurf paste.
A bunch of Betty Crocker products and Target muffins use the second route, which brings the cheat level even further by actually containing an unspecified amount of real berries. This way they can legally advertise natural flavors while substituting the vast majority of berries with the artificial ones.
All but three of these are made of plastic.
Or, you can just take the "we don't give a fuck anymore" route, as evidenced by General Mills' Total Blueberry Pomegranate cereal. The whole selling point of the product is that it contains a bucketload of blueberries and pomegranates, and the package boasts all the buzzwords the marketing department has been able to dream up:
In reality, not only are the blueberries fake, but also they've forged the freaking pomegranates as well.
#2. "Free Range" Chickens That Are Crammed Into a Giant Room
Buying "free range" eggs is one of the easiest ways to feel good as a consumer -- they are at least as readily available as "normal," mass produced eggs from those horrible giant chicken prisons Big Egg maintains. Hell, they even cost pretty much the same. There's literally no reason not to buy free range even though, now that we think about it, we're not actually sure what that means. But the animals must live in pretty good conditions. In fact, let's buy our meat and poultry free range, too!
Fresh air, green grass, plenty of cocks ... free range chickens have it good.
Well, according to law, the definition of "free range" is that chickens raised for their meat "have access to the outside." OK ... so that's not quite as free as we assumed, and it appears to only apply to chickens raised for their meat. But at least they still have some freedom, what with the outside and all that.
The Horror:
Words have power, and "free range" in its original sense means unfenced and unrestrained. That makes it a powerful phrase that, no matter how smart we are, conjures subconscious images of freedom hens, riding tiny little freedom horses out on the plains, wearing hen-sized cowboy hats and leaving a happy little trail of delicious freedom eggs in their wake. There may be mandolin music.
Although we have it on good authority that chickens prefer Jay-Z.
Although we have it on good authority that chickens prefer Jay-Z.
But the reality is there are absolutely no regulations whatsoever for the use of the term "free range" on anything other than chickens raised for their meat. Your Snickers bar could be free range for all the government cares.
The industry knows this full well and happily makes us lap up the free range myth, even though in reality a free range hen lives in pretty much the same prison as a battery cage hen -- except its whole life takes place in the prison shower, rather than a cell.
Look, they're free!
Awareness of the free range myth is slowly increasing, but although a manufacturer that has been pushing his luck a bit too much does get jailed every once in a while, that doesn't do much to the overall phenomenon. In fact, Europe is set to ban egg production in cage systems come 2012. Guess what the replacement is going to be?
#1. Bullshit Health Claims
Nuts that reduce risk of heart disease. Yogurts that improve digestion and keep you from getting sick. Baby food that saves your kid from atopic dermatitis, whatever the hell that may be. Products like that are everywhere these days, and we do have to admit it's hard to see any drawbacks to them. We eat yogurt anyway, so why not make it good for our tummy while we're at it?
"This brand treats syphilis and diabetes."
It's just that we can't keep wondering where all these magic groceries suddenly appeared from. One day your peanuts were peanuts, and then, all of a sudden, it was all coronary disease this and reduce heart attack risks that. Maybe Food Science just had a really, really productive field day a while back?
Or, of course, it could be that we're being fooled yet again.
We don't know if we could handle Mr. Peanut lying to us.
The Horror:
The vast majority of product health claims use somewhat older technology than most of us realize: the ancient art of bullshitting. The "health effects" of wonder yogurts and most other products with supposed medical-level health benefits can be debunked completely, thoroughly and easily. So why are they able to keep marketing this stuff?
It all started in 2002, when many ordinary foods found themselves suddenly gaining surprising, hitherto unseen superpowers. This is when the FDA introduced us to a new category of pre-approved product claims. It was called "qualified health claims," and it was basically just another list of marketing bullshit the company can use if their product meets certain qualifications. This was nothing new. What was new, however, was that the list said no consensus for the scientific evidence for the product's health claims was needed.
"That pepper will keep you hard for hours, and eggplant works in lieu of chemotherapy."
Since "no consensus needed" is law-talk for "pay a dude in a lab coat enough to say your product is magic and we'll take his word for it no matter what everyone else says," companies immediately went apeshit. Suddenly, everyone had a respected scientist or six in their corner, and the papers they published enabled basically whatever they wanted to use in their marketing and packaging.
We're not saying that none of the products boasting health properties work. There are plenty out there, but they're kind of difficult to find under the constant stream of bullshit supplementary claims. Come on, food industry -- just tell us the truth. Don't you realize that we'll just eat it anyway? Shit, people still buy cigarettes, don't they?
原文閱讀：The 6 Most Horrifying Lies The Food Industry is Feeding You
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如果在這世界上，食品產(chǎn)業(yè)會(huì)拼死反對(duì)什么的話，那就是允許你對(duì)你吃的東西實(shí)際保有某種程度的掌控�？矗麄冇羞@一整倉(cāng)庫(kù)上周喝醉時(shí)買來(lái)的玩意兒要處理掉——他們的解決之道就是把這些東西全都喂給你。在你和他們之間有多少討厭的“配料表”和消費(fèi)者保護(hù)條款擋駕并不重要。
#6.秘密配料：木頭
你知道可怕的是什么嗎？報(bào)紙�；蛘撸瑴�(zhǔn)確點(diǎn)說(shuō)，缺少報(bào)紙�；ヂ�(lián)網(wǎng)和其他電子媒體已經(jīng)吃到了全部傳統(tǒng)印刷媒體，這使幾乎所有報(bào)紙的流通都在衰落。比如說(shuō)，你就從來(lái)沒(méi)奇怪過(guò)他們拿那些多余的木漿干嘛了嗎？
“但這真瘋狂，”你會(huì)問(wèn)，“這東西和食品配料有什么關(guān)系？”
恐怖：
他們拿所有那些纖維素木漿都干什么了？他們把它藏在一個(gè)瞎編的名字后面，讓你吃下去了，就這樣。
覺(jué)醒的最佳素材，就是直接伸到你鼻子前的木漿。
人人都在這么做。杰米瑪大嬸的煎餅糖漿？纖維素。品食樂(lè)公司的奶酥？纖維素�？ǚ虬偌＃靠觳湍汤�？莎莉集團(tuán)的早餐碗？纖維素。纖維素。上帝詛咒的纖維素。
原來(lái)，纖維素能為加工過(guò)的食品提供質(zhì)感，所以食品公司已經(jīng)愉快的采用它作為不必要和不方便的昂貴原料的替代品，如面粉和食用油。因?yàn)楸阋?0%的纖維素可食用而且無(wú)毒，（美國(guó)）食品藥品監(jiān)管局沒(méi)興趣限制它的使用——或者，就這一點(diǎn)而言，沒(méi)限制食品公司可在一種產(chǎn)品中使用它的最大劑量。它確實(shí)到處都是。就連有機(jī)食品也不是拯救之道——因?yàn)槔w維素曾經(jīng)是木頭，所以可以稱為“有機(jī)的”，至少在一定程度上是這么回事。但是關(guān)于纖維素最糟糕的事還不在于它到處都有。最糟糕的是，它根本不是食品。
纖維素，與你以為你付錢購(gòu)買的名副其實(shí)的、普通的食品不同，完全不能被人類消化，也沒(méi)有任何值得一提的營(yíng)養(yǎng)價(jià)值。如果一種產(chǎn)品中的它的含量太多，單只舔舔包裝紙上甜甜的手印你都可以得到更多營(yíng)養(yǎng)。
面包條和那塊砧板含有相同的木頭成分。
#5，僵尸橙汁
快，提幾樣離你家最近的商店里賣的最健康的飲料。你說(shuō)橙汁,說(shuō)了嗎？這是你生病時(shí)人人讓你喝的東西。該死，那東西一定像藥或是什么的。而且標(biāo)簽總是提到健康益處——紙盒上嚷嚷著“百分百純天然！”，“非濃縮物提�。�”和“無(wú)糖添加！”
為什么不信這些話？說(shuō)到制做這東西，橙汁可不是香腸。你拿到橙子，把汁擠出來(lái)，裝進(jìn)紙盒，或帶或不帶果肉。事情搞定，開始品嘗美味。但是如果我們告訴你，你的“鮮榨”果汁可能有整整一年之“鮮”了，而且里面用的東西能讓“活跳尸”噴出來(lái)，你會(huì)。。。？
恐怖：
為什么紙盒裝的天然、健康、百分百、非濃縮物提取的橙汁做得味道全一樣，根據(jù)牌子不同只有極小的差別，盡管不含有添加劑或防腐劑之類的東西，曾經(jīng)疑惑過(guò)嗎？
制作過(guò)程確實(shí)是從壓榨橙汁開始的，但這也是整個(gè)過(guò)程中第一和最后正常的一步。之后果汁馬上封裝進(jìn)巨型儲(chǔ)罐，抽除所有氧氣。這允許這些液體保存一年以上不變質(zhì)。這就是為什么他們能夠全年供應(yīng)，即便在橙子已經(jīng)不當(dāng)季的時(shí)候。
這個(gè)過(guò)程只有一個(gè)缺點(diǎn)（從生產(chǎn)商的觀點(diǎn)看，那是）——飲料里所有的味道全沒(méi)了。所以，現(xiàn)在他們被一桶桶水汪汪的、味道跟紙差不多的葡萄困住了。可憐的大型飲料公司會(huì)做點(diǎn)什么呢？這有啥可奇怪，他們會(huì)用一種稱作“味料”的經(jīng)仔細(xì)勾兌的化學(xué)混合品給這玩意兒重新調(diào)味，那是由配制CK One和其他香水的同樣幾家香水公司生產(chǎn)的。之后他們?cè)侔堰@些調(diào)成橙子味的紙水裝瓶買給你。而且，感謝管理法規(guī)中的一個(gè)漏洞，他們常常懶得在配料表中提到味料里的化學(xué)品。聽到廚房傳來(lái)低聲嗚咽了嗎？那是你昨天買的美汁源。它知道你知道了。
#4．氨水浸潤(rùn)的漢堡
任何一家賣漢堡的餐館都會(huì)不怕麻煩的向你保證這漢堡有多么純凈天然。像麥當(dāng)勞（“我們所有的漢堡百分百以牛排制成，提供方農(nóng)場(chǎng)經(jīng)由國(guó)家承認(rèn)的農(nóng)場(chǎng)驗(yàn)證體系認(rèn)證”）和塔可鐘（“如同所有美國(guó)牛排一樣，我們百分之百的優(yōu)質(zhì)牛肉受美國(guó)農(nóng)業(yè)部檢驗(yàn)，之后又經(jīng)過(guò)我們20道質(zhì)檢點(diǎn)”）這樣的連鎖餐飲店，會(huì)開心的向你保證他們?nèi)忸愂称返募冋Ｋ麄兣Ｈ獾慕】禒I(yíng)養(yǎng)驗(yàn)證讀起來(lái)就像他們談?wù)摰氖瞧娈惖姆屏信Ｅ拧?br />
除了偶爾大腸桿菌爆發(fā)，這些牛肉確實(shí)干凈。但正是他們?cè)趺醋屌Ｈ飧蓛舻牟抛屓瞬环判摹?br />
恐怖：
氨水。你知道，就是那種他們?cè)诨屎蜖t灶清潔劑里使用的強(qiáng)烈化學(xué)品。它消滅大腸桿菌真的是很有效果。所以，他們發(fā)明了一種流程，中間讓漢堡包經(jīng)過(guò)一條彌漫氨氣的管道。你可能從來(lái)沒(méi)聽說(shuō)過(guò)這個(gè)，除了有些時(shí)候，成批成批的牛肉散發(fā)出如此濃烈的氨水味，以至于顧客要求退貨。
如果你的巨無(wú)霸漢堡啥時(shí)候有小便味，那就是因?yàn)檫@個(gè)。
這個(gè)氨氣消毒流程是由一家名為“牛肉產(chǎn)品有限公司”的企業(yè)單獨(dú)發(fā)明的，該公司起初發(fā)展這個(gè)流程是為了利用牛身上最便宜的部分，而不像競(jìng)爭(zhēng)對(duì)手那樣出售傻乎乎的上等牛肉（那些餐飲連鎖發(fā)誓，我們吃的仍是這個(gè)）。結(jié)果，牛肉產(chǎn)品有限公司在相當(dāng)大的程度上占領(lǐng)了美國(guó)的漢堡肉餅市場(chǎng)，達(dá)到全部漢堡餡的70%都是由他們制做的。感謝你，氨水！
#3．假藍(lán)莓
即便你有剛剛獲得的知識(shí)，知道在蛋糕粉里可能有也可能沒(méi)有纖維素，一想到松餅還是很難讓人不流口水。這主要是因?yàn)槟切{果。還有更妙的——它們都這么這么的健康，吃起來(lái)味道這么好幾乎是不可能的。
什么都東西加了藍(lán)莓都會(huì)更好吃——這也是為什么他們?cè)谶@么多食品里都放藍(lán)莓。于是我們想，確實(shí)看見好多產(chǎn)品里有好多藍(lán)莓。你會(huì)認(rèn)為我們應(yīng)該在周圍看到更多的藍(lán)莓田
恐怖：
即便有更多藍(lán)莓田也沒(méi)用，因?yàn)槟闳ツ耆瓿缘乃{(lán)莓實(shí)際都來(lái)自一塊田地，而這塊田地可能就要化作烏有了。
研究被認(rèn)為含有藍(lán)莓的產(chǎn)品的顯示，許多藍(lán)莓都不是自然的產(chǎn)物。所有那些顆顆鑲嵌、有彈性又多汁的果粒，徹底是人造的，它們包括不同的組合，玉米糖漿，一點(diǎn)化學(xué)師調(diào)配的食品色素，還有名字里有一大堆數(shù)字和字母的其他化學(xué)品。
這些東西仿造得也該死像極了——你需要自己了解化學(xué)師的術(shù)語(yǔ)才能管這叫牛糞。如果你知道該找什么的話，也勉強(qiáng)能從配料表上看出它們，盡管生產(chǎn)商喜歡用一些胡編的名頭給它們加上偽裝，比如“藍(lán)莓薄片”，“藍(lán)莓屑”。
在真藍(lán)莓和可惡的假藍(lán)莓之間，有好幾項(xiàng)重要區(qū)別：假藍(lán)莓有保存期限更長(zhǎng)的優(yōu)勢(shì)，當(dāng)然，生產(chǎn)也更便宜。但他們完全沒(méi)有真東西的健康利益和營(yíng)養(yǎng)物質(zhì)。當(dāng)然，這沒(méi)有阻止生產(chǎn)商把“藍(lán)莓健康列車”一路開到站，用鮮莓圖片和其他瞎編的提示貼滿了產(chǎn)品包裝。
現(xiàn)在，這里有一些好消息：法律要求生產(chǎn)商把整個(gè)這個(gè)人造品為消費(fèi)者標(biāo)明出來(lái)。然而，壞消息是，他們也已經(jīng)找到了逃避的捷徑。第一個(gè)想出主意的，凱洛格的迷你麥：
這多少是可以辨認(rèn)出來(lái)的。他們只是貼了一張藍(lán)莓的圖片在那兒，同時(shí)根本沒(méi)有揭示這一事實(shí)，這種谷物食品看著就像是用硬紙板和藍(lán)色面糊做的。
一大堆“貝蒂妙廚”的產(chǎn)品和Target松餅采用的是第二種路線，通過(guò)實(shí)際含有一定不定量的真藍(lán)莓把欺騙水平向縱深做了推進(jìn)。用這招，他們就能合法的在廣告里宣傳自然口味，同時(shí)把絕大多數(shù)莓子用人造品替代掉。
或者，你可以采取“老子TM什么也不給”的路線，就像通用磨坊公司的“藍(lán)莓石榴谷物早餐”身體力行的那樣。這一產(chǎn)品的全部賣點(diǎn)就是它含有整吊斗的藍(lán)莓和石榴粒，包裝上吹噓的全是市場(chǎng)部能夢(mèng)得出來(lái)的時(shí)髦詞兒：
#2，擠著住的散養(yǎng)雞
買散養(yǎng)雞蛋是作為消費(fèi)者感覺(jué)良好的最簡(jiǎn)單方式之一——它們至少像“普通雞蛋”那樣隨時(shí)能買到，和那種由Big Egg經(jīng)營(yíng)的可怕的大型雞監(jiān)獄批量生產(chǎn)的雞蛋一樣。該死的是，它們甚至要價(jià)也幾乎一樣。即便我們現(xiàn)在想想其實(shí)不確定那是個(gè)什么東西，但還是沒(méi)理由不買散養(yǎng)蛋。至少雞一定生活在相當(dāng)好的條件下。干脆，讓我們買肉買雞也要散養(yǎng)的吧！
額，根據(jù)法律，“散養(yǎng)”的定義是，肉用雞“可以在外面活動(dòng)”。OK。。。所以并不像我們想的那么自由，而且看起來(lái)只適用在肉用雞身上。但至少，“外面”等等的讓他們還有一些自由。
恐怖：
詞語(yǔ)是有力量的，“散養(yǎng)”的原意是無(wú)籬笆、無(wú)限制。這使它成為一個(gè)有力的詞，不管我們有多聰明，都會(huì)在潛意識(shí)里構(gòu)想出自由母雞的形象，它騎著小小的自由之馬在草原上奔馳，戴著母雞型號(hào)的牛仔帽，快樂(lè)的在身后留下一小行美味的自由雞蛋。也許還配有曼陀林音樂(lè)。
但事實(shí)上，對(duì)肉用雞之外使用“散放”這個(gè)詞，絕對(duì)沒(méi)有任何相關(guān)規(guī)定。你的士力架也可以是“散養(yǎng)”的，政府管不著。這一行的人完全了解這個(gè)，于是愉快的讓我們欣然接受散養(yǎng)的神話，即便事實(shí)上散養(yǎng)母雞生活在差不多像格子籠母雞一樣的監(jiān)獄里——除了它的一生是在監(jiān)獄澡堂里度過(guò)的，而不是小牢房。
人們對(duì)自由散養(yǎng)神話的覺(jué)醒在慢慢增加，但是盡管曾有一個(gè)生產(chǎn)商因?yàn)檫\(yùn)氣用得有點(diǎn)過(guò)而被關(guān)過(guò)幾天，這對(duì)整個(gè)現(xiàn)象都沒(méi)什么影響。事實(shí)上，歐洲將在2012年開始禁止網(wǎng)箱式的雞蛋生產(chǎn)。但，。。猜猜替代方式會(huì)是什么？
#1 騙人的健康宣示
堅(jiān)果減少得心臟病的危險(xiǎn)。酸奶改善消化，預(yù)防疾病。嬰兒食品能拯救你孩子的過(guò)敏性皮炎，甭管它可能是什么東西。這樣的產(chǎn)品現(xiàn)在到處都是，而且我們必須承認(rèn)很難看出它們有什么不對(duì)。我們反正要吃酸奶，為啥不順便讓它有利于我們的胃呢？
只是我們?nèi)滩蛔∠雴?wèn)，這些魔力食品是從哪里突然出現(xiàn)的。昨天你的花生還是花生，突然，它又能治療冠狀動(dòng)脈疾病，又能降低心臟病發(fā)的危險(xiǎn)。也許食品科學(xué)昨個(gè)兒剛發(fā)現(xiàn)了一塊賊寶賊寶的寶地？
恐怖：
絕大多數(shù)產(chǎn)品健康宣示采用的技術(shù)比我們多數(shù)人知道的都要老：瞎編濫造的古老藝術(shù)。其實(shí)，奇妙酸奶的“健康效果”和大部分其他產(chǎn)品聲稱達(dá)到藥物水平的健康利益，都可以被完全、徹底和輕易的揭露出來(lái)。那么，為啥他們還能持續(xù)推銷這號(hào)東西？
這一切是從2002年開始的，當(dāng)時(shí)許多普通食品突然發(fā)現(xiàn)自己獲得了令人驚訝的、迄今為止沒(méi)人見過(guò)的超級(jí)功效。這時(shí)(美國(guó))食品藥品監(jiān)管局為我們引入了一個(gè)新類別的審批前產(chǎn)品聲明。它叫作“資格健康聲明”，只要一家公司的產(chǎn)品達(dá)到某種資格要求，這份聲明基本上就成為它可以使用的另一份營(yíng)銷吹噓宣傳單罷了。這并不新鮮。但新鮮的是，這張單子上對(duì)產(chǎn)品健康宣示所需的科學(xué)證據(jù)共識(shí)卻只字不提。
自從“不需要共識(shí)”成為“付錢買通試驗(yàn)人員提你的產(chǎn)品說(shuō)好話，我們會(huì)聽了就當(dāng)真不管別人再說(shuō)啥”的法律術(shù)語(yǔ)之后，各公司便馬上發(fā)了瘋。
“不需要共識(shí)”作為法律術(shù)語(yǔ)，代表的是你可以付錢買通一個(gè)穿試驗(yàn)白大褂的家伙，讓他說(shuō)你的產(chǎn)品具有神奇功效，然后大家會(huì)把這話當(dāng)真，別人再說(shuō)什么都沒(méi)用了。從那以后，各家公司便發(fā)了瘋。突然，人人都有一位可敬的科學(xué)家，或者角落里還有六個(gè)。而他們發(fā)表的說(shuō)明書基本上讓他們可以在宣傳中或是包裝上想怎么說(shuō)就怎么說(shuō)。我們不是說(shuō)這些產(chǎn)品吹噓的健康性質(zhì)沒(méi)有半點(diǎn)作用。有很多效果，但是很難說(shuō)不停大吹大擂的補(bǔ)充說(shuō)明跟它們有什么對(duì)應(yīng)。行了，食品產(chǎn)業(yè)——就告訴我們真心話吧。你不就是發(fā)現(xiàn)我們吃什么都行嗎？狗屎，人們還買煙卷呢，不是嗎。
